That's a lot of bro Jeeps in one place

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01/06/2020 at 19:55 • Filed to: None

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My !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! also does swift business in brodozers. Every once in a while, the whole row of spaces out front gets taken over.

For whatever reason, the Wrangler is far and away the most popular brodozer donor vehicle here in the DC area. Bro’d out pickups are few and far be tween until you get rather farther out into suburban sprawl than where I live.

My theory is discerning DC Brosephs prefer Wranglers because they’re easier to park here than pickups, but I’ve not yet surveyed the local Broseph population to confirm this theory.


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Kinja'd!!! DirtyDodge > Textured Soy Protein
01/06/2020 at 21:07

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I imagine DC has a lot of parking garages, which many may not know are the mortal enemies of the lifted pickup. I drive a stock height 2015 Ram 1500 and i get real nervous when going into a parking garage. Even lifted a wrangler usually has a shorter overall height than a brodozer.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > DirtyDodge
01/06/2020 at 22:11

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Length, too. I remember going to a concert at Madison Square Garden with a friend of mine in his F-250 crew cab long bed, and he was not used to navigating parking garages and kept taking turns too wide on the ramps. He g ot stuck a couple of times on the way out, had to carefully backup and adjust. Also, someone clipped his wide towing mirror on the way into the Lincoln Tunnel.

Even a Wrangler Unlimited is something like 6 feet shorter than that, and the increasingly elusive Wrangler 2-door  is actually one of the shortest 4-seater vehicles on the market.


Kinja'd!!! fintail > Textured Soy Protein
01/06/2020 at 22:31

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I see a lot of bro Jeeps around Seattle too, I think techdorks like them, makes em feel like real men . Clip on angry front ends are everywhere.